Lauren Conrad Sex tape is Real, Boring

April 19, 2007

Posted in: Celebrity Gossip,Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad Sex Tape

The rumored sex tape between Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler has been confirmed by porn companies who had the pleasure of viewing the sex tape. However, the company lobbying to buy it for $500,000 decided to pull their offer after they viewed the extremely uneventful, “vanilla” porn video. According to TMZ,

The source adds that LC and Jason are basically “messing around.” But SugarDVD tells TMZ they are retracting their previous offer of $500,000 for the tape, because of Wahler’s recent arrest in Seattle. “We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department.” Porn with integrity, people!

I can’t really say that I am surprised. Lauren Conrad looks as if she’s an absolute bore in the sack. You know, the kind of girl that sticks their tongue out, closes their eyes, and accidentally licks the inside of your knee cap. So Sexy!

{ 1 comment }

Sarah Z. April 20, 2007 at 11:31 am

I don’t really want to see any of these people having sex. When will we get some celebrity sex tapes starring people who are actually CELEBRITIES?

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