Britney Spears Lashes out on Her Manager

Britney Spears has allegedly fired her manager, Larry Rudolph. After several missteps over the past few months, supposedly, Britney Spears has blamed her manager and decided to terminate the multi-year contract. Although there is a possibility of legal ramifications, Page Six reports, “she just rehired her one-time p.r. woman, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, we’re sure it will all be spun nicely in the press.”

Isn’t it nice to always have someone to blame other than yourself? From the sound of it, her manager must have been the one to tell her to not wear any panties while partying with Paris Hilton. It must have been the manager that choked the liquor down Britney’s throat every night of the week. It must have been the manager who wrongfully decided to put Britney into rehab. God, these damn managers!

In addition, it must have been the manager who told Britney to give her fans more upskirt pictures.  Thank you Larry!