Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and Slutty Contest: Nobody Wins

Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler, who have been mortal enemies ever since Paris was linked to Travis Barker, were spotted at the Complex Magazine Los Angeles party on Tuesday night. According to the Chronicle,

“Shanna and Travis cosied up in a booth and were all over each other

“Paris came in with Josh, shot Shanna a look and asked to be seated as far away as possible from her.

“Both couples made-out as if they were trying to one up each other. “Paris was so all over Josh, and they were slow-dancing and making out all night.”

There is only one winner here and its’ name is Herpes. 1 mouth, 2 mouths, 4 mouths, Sores. So, even “if” Shanna Moakler was trying to “one-up” Paris, Paris still had the last laugh.

In the mean time, who the hell, in their right mind, would let Paris walk down the runway? Are they trying to destroy their product? I mean… come on.