Lindsay Lohan has Leaking Pipes

April 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan

Harry Morton cannot seem to escape his ex-lover, Lindsay Lohan, who lives a floor above him in the L.A. Sierra Towers. If this wasn’t bad enough, last month, Lindsay Lohan’s pipes leaked all over Harry Morton and his apartment. According to Page Six,

“There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment,” our sources added. A rep for Lohan said, “This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with.

Ain’t that shit the worst? Who wants to date a girl with leaking pipes. I mean, whats leaking out of it? Could be a multitude of things… water leaks… sewage leaks… Generally, I may not be an expert or a Doctor, which I have made very clear in the past, but if you start dating a woman and discover her pipes are leaking, you’re better off finding a woman who is more responsible.

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