Alessandra Ambrosio is the new Adriana Lima

April 12, 2007

Alessandra Ambrosio Photos and Pictures

After my very public disappointment with Adriana Lima – she looks like a rotten chipmunk, I have decided to set my heart on Alessandra Ambrosio, that other, hotter, Victoria Secret Angel.

In these Entourage premiere pictures, Alessandra shows off a beautiful, alluring smile. Whereas, previously, Adriana Lima decided to flash her wood choppers – now we can understand why Adriana was deemed the world’s most voluptuous virgin. Any guy who got past second base had his dick bit off.

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{ 12 comments }

Julie April 12, 2007 at 10:31 am

Why does noone ever leave comments on your site??? I guess it just isn’t very popular and nobody cares about it.

Derek Hail April 12, 2007 at 11:04 am

At least you cared enough to leave a comment.

UgliestGuy April 12, 2007 at 7:34 pm

Like this site. Like to read the posts and look at the pics but good for Julie for what appears to be an honest comment.

Ahnela Shyne April 12, 2007 at 9:48 pm

Julie, Nobody? What the dick in the hell are you talking about? I leave comments all the time! what, you can’t count on me because I’m hotter than a firecracker? And dude, there’s no doubt in my mind that this website is popular, mainly because Derek Hail’s stuff is good and I’m on it, haha.

Derek Hail April 13, 2007 at 1:49 am

Good ole Ahnela to back me up! Thanks ;p

Julie April 13, 2007 at 11:45 am

SCREW U AHNELA!!! And if you comment all the time then y don’t I ever see it??? Oh and derek hail, I only wrote a comment because I thought it was funny that no one ever comments on your site, but I really don’t care about your retarded site that is very wrong with every word you say.

Derek Hail April 13, 2007 at 11:59 am

Hey Julie,

Are you overweight and bitter?

The Ninja April 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm

Dear Julie,

Get the fuck out of here.

Thanks.

The Ninja

UgliestGuy April 13, 2007 at 6:38 pm

Oh Julie, what an about turn. Now you appear sad and bitter.

Julie April 14, 2007 at 8:59 pm

ACVTUALLY NO DEREK!!! I am 5′8 and 110 lbs. I am not bitter either, so f$$k u!!!

FeedMeGossip April 15, 2007 at 8:31 pm

Love this chick!! She’s sooooo hot!

Dude January 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm

alessandra and adriana are the hottest girls alive

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