Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Larry Birkhead is the father, still has to fight for custody

Larry Birkhead is the father

Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn Hope. Although this doesn’t come as a complete surprise, I am sure Larry is extremely satisfied that the DNA results are 99.9999% sure that he is the father.

However, Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, plans to fight Larry for custody of Dannielynn. According to TMZ, Virgie’s lawyer allegedly suggested, that Virgie desires dual guardianship over Dannielynn.

You see, to feed a woman of her stature and size, I would imagine it takes a lot of cheeseburgers. With a lottery ticket like Dannielynn, the cost of cheeseburgers becomes obsolete.  Patrolling the Pennysaver for single and wealthy men is no longer needed when you have a rich little  7 month year old child…