Kirsten Dunst Likes Pot, is still ugly

Kirsten Dunst, better known for her extreme ugliness and unusually large fangs, is a liberal. While most of America views drugs and alcohol in a certain light, she claims she views it differently. According to the Chronicle, Kirsten said,

I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

“My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer., He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

Kirsten must have been stoned when she said this because its always the high people that like to claim how smart they are. And by they, I mean, all drug users. It’s a cult of people who view each other in high esteem when they’re either drunk or jaded.