Scarlett Johansson is not looking for love, naked pictures

April 6, 2007

Scarlett Johansson should be naked

Scarlett Johansson, who was recently spotted partying with Justin TImberlake, has insisted that she is currently not looking for a boyfriend. According to People, Scarlett Johansson reveals to Seventeen magazine,

“We live in a world today where if two people are single – and one’s a guy and one’s a girl and they’re both famous – you’re going to be linked with somebody,”

You mean, if a woman lightly grazes my shoulder by accident on the train… she doesn’t want to have sex with me? Haha. You’re such a jokester Scarlett.

In addition to shattering men’s dreams of a relationship with Scarlett Johansson, she recently revealed she has no desire desire to get naked. So, there goes an ecstatic night with myself, Scarlett Johansson naked, and a bottle of vegetable oil. She is just such a disappointment the past 2 days.

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