Keith Richards doesn’t snort dead people, is not hardcore

In an interview, Keith Richards made the statement that he mixed his dead father with cocaine and proceeded to snort. Unfortunately, Keith isn’t nearly as hardcore as we thought he was. In a statement to MTV News, his manager has confirmed that Keith Richards was joking around. According to TMZ, in regard’s to Keith’s comment, the manager said, it was

“Said in jest … Can’t believe anyone took [it] seriously.”

When I stare at a guy like Keith Richards, I immediately think “drug-addict.” I have no idea what drug-addicts do on their spare time and for all I know, snorting a dead father could be extremely normal. However, what I do wonder is, do they share each other’s parents or do they greedily keep the ashes for themselves?