Jennifer Love Hewitt ruins a party, is still a prude

A woman in the lime-light who is graced with a beautiful rack, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, should do their best to expose it to the public and their fans - women want boobs, men like boobs. PR GENIUS! However, Jennifer has always done her best to mask the twin mountains with various pieces of unwanted clothing. Jennifer Love Hewitt has been labeled a prude ever since by several authoritative sources like myself.

Recently, the Three 6 Mafia, an academy award winning rap group, was booted from their home because of an expected party favor - someone allegedly pissed on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lawn. While most people would find it relatively humorous, “haha, doesn’t that sucker know my fence is electric? Zap! There he goes,” Jennifer decided to get the Mafia evicted from their home. A little water works is apparently a little offensive, which boggles my mind, Kim likes it…

The Three 6 Mafia is set to have their new series, “Adventures in HollyHood”, premiere tomorrow, which chronicles the mafia’s crazy antics in Hollywood, but it seems, their adventure has been cut short. The damn party kill is at it again.

Even at her finest moment, in red lingerie, she still manages to show almost NO cleavage. She doesn’t even have an acting career anymore and I can’t see her boobs. So sad.