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Jennifer Love Hewitt ruins a party, is still a prude

April 4, 2007

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A woman in the lime-light who is graced with a beautiful rack, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, should do their best to expose it to the public and their fans – women want boobs, men like boobs. PR GENIUS! However, Jennifer has always done her best to mask the twin mountains with various pieces of unwanted clothing. Jennifer Love Hewitt has been labeled a prude ever since by several authoritative sources like myself.

Recently, the Three 6 Mafia, an academy award winning rap group, was booted from their home because of an expected party favor – someone allegedly pissed on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lawn. While most people would find it relatively humorous, “haha, doesn’t that sucker know my fence is electric? Zap! There he goes,” Jennifer decided to get the Mafia evicted from their home. A little water works is apparently a little offensive, which boggles my mind, Kim likes it

The Three 6 Mafia is set to have their new series, “Adventures in HollyHood”, premiere tomorrow, which chronicles the mafia’s crazy antics in Hollywood, but it seems, their adventure has been cut short. The damn party kill is at it again.

Even at her finest moment, in red lingerie, she still manages to show almost NO cleavage. She doesn’t even have an acting career anymore and I can’t see her boobs. So sad.

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{ 8 comments }

steph April 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm

wait… they pissed on her lawn and she got them evicted from their home? is that even legal?

Derek Hail April 5, 2007 at 8:33 pm

I have no idea if its legal, but she did it… haha.

Meklorka April 5, 2007 at 10:31 pm

Good for her. I wish instead of just evicting them from their home she could have had someone piss on them too. Oh wait, they probably would have enjoyed that. Never mind.

D.B. April 6, 2007 at 12:53 am

Seriously, anyone who can say that JLove shows “almost no cleavage” is not watching “Ghost Whisperer” closely enough (or at all). For all its family drama surroundings, it’s the best jiggle show on broadcast TV today.

david10006 June 13, 2007 at 4:44 am

right on! she rules and still sexy as hell. as far as those three 6 mafia morons go,they got what was comin’ to them. their 15 minutes was done a long time ago anyway.

Slcik June 17, 2007 at 12:03 pm

She didn’t have them evicted. Someone is making stuff up. She didn’t even get mad over it. Her neighbors are the ones that raised hell about it.

enrique December 3, 2007 at 9:49 pm

what’s lame is that dorks like derek hall get their jollies by trying to catch a glimpse of a womans breasts. try getting laid and actually touching a boob once in a while and you won’t have to skulk around trying to see some celebrity’s breast.

enrique December 3, 2007 at 9:52 pm

try getting laid and actually touching a boob once in a while and you won’t have to skulk around trying to see some celebrity’s breast. dorks like derek hall slink around and a hot night out is looking down some waitress’s cleavage

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