Scarlett Johansson will never be Nude, is a damn liar

Scarlett Johansson, who once claimed that she would go nude for an artsy type movie, has decided she will never go naked on screen and is actually insisting on a “no nudity” clause in her movie contracts. According to the Chronicle,

“Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future.

“She doesn’t want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now.”

Let me tell you what is controversial, getting the hopes up of men around the world and not delivering. Sure, we’re a bunch of perverts, but with women like Scarlett, it really isn’t our fault. Every other week there is some new rumor circulating as to whether or not she will go naked on the silver screen. All this anticipation and no delivery. Quite frankly, at this point, she can keep her clothes on because I’m so used to be teased that it just doesn’t matter anymore.

Who am I kidding… Show me her boobs. Or at least, the side of her boobs.