Ivanka Trump Loves Intelligent Men, probably sleeps with gorgeous men

Ivanka Trump, remaining completely true to womanly form, has claimed she prefers an intelligent man as opposed to a gorgeous man. Like most women, they’re not only lying to you, they’re lying to themselves. The bottom line is, every woman wants the gorgeous hunk, who just happens to be smart. Personal opinion aside, according to People, Ivanka said,

“I mean, it’s great to go on a few dates with somebody who’s gorgeous and maybe doesn’t have anything else to say, but [intelligence] is the most important thing to me in the long-run – and a sense of humor doesn’t hurt.”

For some reason, the following just seems right. “Ain’t nothing wrong with slumming with a male model. Shit, look at those abs. However, this dumb motherfucker can’t even teach the kids to read! I sure ain’t doing that shit, I have a hair appointment.”