Did Paris Hilton get Breast Implants?

Staring down Paris Hilton’s shirt is not how I would usually prefer to begin a Monday, or any day for that matter, but when you’re quite positive the breasts are fake, it’s ok. The breasts aren’t hers.

Now, I may not be a doctor, but I’m pretty sure, an STD cannot penetrate a silicone breast implant, which leads me to the conclusion that staring at Paris’s new boobs, is absolutely OK. However, if by some strange stroke of luck, Paris Hilton did not receive fun bag inserts, I may have to run to the clinic. Wish me luck.