Michael Jackson: No Sick Days

“Michael finds out what real black people look like.”

Michael Jackson isn’t planning on taking sick days. The King of Pop is working hard on a comeback album. He has even commissioned Will.I.am (asshole for William) of the Black Eyed Peas. Isn’t this his 5th comeback album? You don’t comeback from sucking. Anyway, Jackson’s rep, Raymone Bain, had this say:

In response to media inquiries, Mr. Michael Jackson is not currently in the hospital nor has he been hospitalized with pneumonia.

Of course he isn’t sick. Plastic Jack doesn’t have enough human capabilities to house disease, just little boys.

I’m just that kind of jerk, guest post by: OverAdulthood