Bono to be Knighted: Now Royal Idiot

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Bono has received knighthood for all the good he has done in Africa. You won’t be able to call him “sir” because he still isn’t a British citizen. What boggles my mind is that he is from Ireland and I thought the Irish resented the British for the years of abuse. I guess “Bloody Sunday” is only a song to sing when drunk. Tony Blair had this to say:

I’ll leave it to others far more knowledgeable than me to talk about U2’s music - all I’ll say is that, along with millions of others right across the world, I’m a huge fan.

Someone is fishing for an autographed photo! Bono had this to say:

An award like this actually really helps me get through a few doors I wouldn’t get through and that’s the truth, that’s the way the world is.

I wonder how Bono calling to speak to a world leader would go, something like this:

Bono: Hi, this is Bono?
Secretary: Who?
Bono: Bono from U2. Can I speak to Mr. Humugabe (president of Africa)
Secretary: Hold Please. (Switches to president’s line) Sir, Bono is on the phone.
Humugabe: Who?
Secretary: Bono from U2. They sing that song, “Beautiful Day.” They have that guy who still calls himself the Edge. Bono is a knight now.
Humugabe: Oh he is? Tell him this: I DON’T NEED SOME ASSHOLE FROM A BAND TELLING ME HOW TO RUN AFRICA!

Guest post by: OverAdulthood