Natalie Portman: Hit by the Law?

March 29, 2007

Posted in: Celebrity Gossip,Jude Law,Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

“Looks like Jude might have been a lil too rough.”

Natalie Portman may or may not be seeing Jude Law. The movie stars have worked on three films together. They were reported to be quite close during the wrap up party for their new movie. A source reports:

[Jude] always had a soft spot for Natalie. Jude thinks she’s beautiful and they get along very well.

I get along with the guy who cuts my grass but I ain’t bangin him in the ass anytime soon (keyword: soon). The source continued:

Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party.

There is plenty of harm being done here. Jude is a lousy actor and Portman is one of our greatest exports (live animals and tom cruise being a tie for second).

Guest post done by that superfly cat at: OverAdulthood

Here are some more pics of Portman looking like Porterhouse steak!:


REM March 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm

shes banging a choreographer in israel, noone else

watcher April 1, 2007 at 9:33 pm

Yeah, she could do a lot better. Like maybe me:).

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