Donald Trump obviously listens to Fight Music

Donald Trump, as per usual, is causing media mayhem over one of his little controversies. While nothing will be as funny as the Rosie O’Donnell controversy, the latest scandal involves his West Palm beach Golf Course – it was cut from the Top 100 Golf courses because of Trump’s refusal to pay for advertisement in Golf Digest. According to Page Six,

“Golf Digest is a disgrace to their profession. They should be ashamed of themselves,” Trump told Page Six. On its last list, Golf Digest, published by Conde Nast, placed the 27-hole West Palm Beach course on 200-plus acres at No. 84. This year it was banished, he said, as a result of a tense Nov. 28 meeting he had at Trump Tower with the magazine’s publisher, Thomas Bair.

Donald Trump doesn’t own Golf courses that are not in the Top 100. He is Donald Trump. He is Donald fucking Trump. His golf course belongs at the number one spot. Did I tell you yet? He is Donald Trump. Nothing he does is wrong, and everything he does is masterful. Donald Trump is always the victim.