Diddy Does it Dirty for Days and Days

“Kim Porter before a rousing sex workout with Diddy.”

Diddy has reported that he likes to have sex for hours at a time. The Rap Mogul claims that when having sex with his baby-mama, Kim Porter, he likes to do it for 30 hours at at time. Diddy spat:

As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time.

Nobody wants to have sex for 30 hours, especially with Diddy. You could probaby get away with sex for 30 hours with a deceased person, which makes me think Kim Porter is a zombie. I once had sex for 3 hours, but realized she was asleep a hour into it.

I should let people think Derek wrote this, but guest post by: OverAdulthood