Lindsay Lohan warns her mother, hates her father

Lindsay Lohan, after months of not speaking to her estranged drunk driving father, has recently opened up communications with him, but she isn’t convinced that the 20 month long incarceration period fixed him. Even though Michael Lohan supposedly found religion in jail, Lindsay is not willing to give him the divine retribution he seeks. According to Page Six, Lindsay allegedly said to her father,

“You still haven’t changed. Don’t go near my mother ever again,” a source told Page Six. “It wasn’t the phone call Michael wanted.”

A stockbroker drunk drives, he gets 20 months in jail. A celebrity drunk drives, she gets a slap on the wrist and free publicity. How the standards of America are so skewed. With regard to Lindsay, I’m pretty sure she is overreacting. After her completely long list of problems, indecent exposure, an alleged drug habit, extreme stupidity, you would think she would be forgiving for the missteps of her father. Wrong! Women are always right. Remember?