Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Newly Adopted Son to be Kidnapped?

Angelina Jolie, who recently adopted a Vietnamese child, Pax, was set to be the victim of a “credible, meticulously planned” kidnapping and extortion scheme by a group of people who are renowned for their previous child abduction plots, reports Life and Style. This group of child terrorists were set to kidnap Pax upon his arrival into the United States. According to TMZ, a source said,

“They’re highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life.”

I bet these skilled operatives are Ninjas from the future. Not just ordinary ninjas, but the type that has magic powder and super-secret cloaking skills – they can vanish in thin air. “Hide in the shadows? Screw that. I’m invisible.” Unfortunately, the last time I heard of these secret ninjas, it was reported by a credible source that there were a bunch of morons dressed in black tip toeing around the airport runway and air-traffic was delayed for 12 hours. Assholes.

This is the picture of the cute kid that may or may not be in danger: