Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Kevin Federline’s very own Search Engine is a Complete Joke

Kevin Federline Search Engine

Kevin Federline, or as I like to call him, the failure of all trades, has decided to try his luck in the Web 2.0 world. While mainstream search engines such as Google are making a difference in the world of Search, Kevin’s search engine offers free shit. Search With Kevin, is powered by Yahoo! and is obviously aimed towards the Kfed fans of the world, but unfortunately, of the seven people that exist, five of them don’t have computers.
Now, I want you to take the term, “shit” in the most literal way possible. The items being offered are the following: Kevin Federline autographed 8 x 10, Kevin Federline T-Shirt, Playing with Fire autographed CD,  and an entry into a Autograph sweepstakes. In summation, they’re offering a cd they couldn’t sell, a picture you wouldn’t hang, T-shirt better used as a piece of toilet paper, and some sort of autograph sweepstakes that I’m sure nobody cares about.