Lindsay Lohan Breasts will Save You from Boredom

Lindsay Lohan, who left her house in a complete rush this morning, forgot to wear a bra and to button her shit. Here I thought, I was the asshole, who was commuting on the train without a belt or a tie because I left them on my desk at home, but Lindsay has saved me. My penis wasn’t hanging out. Her boobs on the other hand, were in full view and I am thankful.

As much trash as I talk about Lindsay, the one thing I can never say is how she has a terrible rack because that would be an outright lie. After seeing her huge chest in a black bikini and a green bikini, I fell in love. Now, with the full frontal, I’m just excited.