Nicole Richie to Advise Fat Children, create malnourished army of skeletons

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are set to take on the roles of camp counselors at five different “wellness camps focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition, and exercise.” In the latest, fourth season of The Simple Life. As comical as it sounds, according to Page Six, both equally slender socialites will be strutting around in short shorts in front of children who weren’t able to put down the Snickers bar.

If a sudden onset of a massive stomach virus where all the children begin puking after their meals emerges, I’m pretty sure I’ll know exactly who to blame. Whereas, on the other hand, if we have a bunch of little fat girls trying to explain to their mother they want a sex tape, that is a whole other story.