Britney Spears is Bipolar, Bulemic

Britney Spears, while at the Promises rehabilitation facility, allegedly admitted she has been struggling with Bulemia since she was 16 years old. While most men were busy drooling over Britney, Britney was spitting on the toilet. In addition to a supposed Bulemia problem, Britney was diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and manic depression. According to the Chronicle,

“She is on medication for bipolar disorder, but the pills are not staying in her system because she is bulimic and is throwing them up before they can help her.”

“(In the past) she’d pig out on junk food, chips, candy, cola and ice cream, and then she’d feel so guilty, she’d make herself throw up. The only thing that made her stop was when she got pregnant.”

Wait, you mean, the medicine won’t work if I puke it up 30 seconds later? Damn it.