Salma Hayek is Pregnant and Engaged

A few days ago, Egotastic pointed out that Salma Hayek had big breasts, a big belly, and a big ass. Just as he predicted, Salma Hayek is pregnant. In addition, she is engaged to her wealthy business-man boyfriend, François-Henri Pinault – yea, I can’t say his name, but he has a lot of money, so it doesn’t matter. Until now, I had no idea Salma Hayek was even dating anyone, let alone trying to create children. According to People,

The pair have kept a relatively low profile since their relationship began – though Hayek, 40, has joined Pinault for occasional public events, including one in October at the festivities surrounding the inauguration of the Pinault Foundation’s Modern Art collection in Venice’s Gritti Palace.

How on earth did Francois manage to land Salma Hayek? She must be on the payroll because that is the only logical explanation. Maybe I’m wrong and he is a regular Don Juan, but based on the pictures – yea, I’m superficial, so what?, it is highly unlikely.