Stern Claims Larry Birkhead is the Father, proves Anna Nicole is a Dead Bitch

After months of an ongoing paternity battle over Dannielynn Hope, the newborn daughter of Anna Nicole “Is Dead” Smith, may have finally come to an end. Allegedly, Howard K. Stern has claimed he believes Larry Birkhead to be the father and has agreed to grant him his daughter if and only if Howard can remain the controller of Anna Nicole Smith’s estate. According to Nine MSN,

‘While Larry hasn’t commented publicly on the secret deal between the two men, he has revealed how happy it made him to hold five-month-old Dannielynn for the first time. He says seeing her confirmed to him what he knew in his heart all along - that he is her father. “She’s mine,” he says. “That’s my baby. She looks like me - she is mine.”‘

So wait, you’re telling me the Prince isn’t the father of Dannielynn? Fuck! There goes my money.