Stern Claims Larry Birkhead is the Father, proves Anna Nicole is a Dead Bitch

March 7, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith and Howard STern

After months of an ongoing paternity battle over Dannielynn Hope, the newborn daughter of Anna Nicole “Is Dead” Smith, may have finally come to an end. Allegedly, Howard K. Stern has claimed he believes Larry Birkhead to be the father and has agreed to grant him his daughter if and only if Howard can remain the controller of Anna Nicole Smith’s estate. According to Nine MSN,

‘While Larry hasn’t commented publicly on the secret deal between the two men, he has revealed how happy it made him to hold five-month-old Dannielynn for the first time. He says seeing her confirmed to him what he knew in his heart all along – that he is her father. “She’s mine,” he says. “That’s my baby. She looks like me – she is mine.”‘

So wait, you’re telling me the Prince isn’t the father of Dannielynn? Fuck! There goes my money.

{ 7 comments }

La Chat March 7, 2007 at 8:30 pm

No way is this true.

MMH March 7, 2007 at 9:36 pm

I knew the baby was Larry Birkhead’s all along! She looks just like him! Also, Anna wouldn’t do a paternity
test to prove who was the father, because she was lieing the whole time to Howard Stern and didn’t want
him to know!!

Robert March 9, 2007 at 11:01 am

If I was Larry Birkhead, I would take the f***er Stern to a remote beach in Nassau and kick the living shit out of him. That stupid shit Stern…

Tree March 9, 2007 at 9:18 pm

If I just a plaine ordinary person could tell you some good addvice .Don`t let Stern any were around your daughte Larry or who knows if you will be the next to go .

Victoria March 26, 2007 at 3:04 pm

Just scanning all the Anna “stuff”. I like HKS and I don’t likr bab Kato aka Larry. What Mother walks on her daughters grave and that’s all but RIP Anna and God Bless Dannielynn.

Victoria March 26, 2007 at 3:05 pm

like baby Kato** My fingers can’t think good today.

sugarbaby April 7, 2007 at 1:01 am

this place is sick and full of lies….you are disgusting

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