Larry Birkhead wants the DNA right now

Howard K. Stern, who has seemingly fled the United States to the Bahamas to buried his deceased lover Anna Nicole Smith, currently has custody of the newborn child, Dannielynn Hope. Since Anna Nicole’s death, Howard Stern has attempted to open negotiations with Larry, but Mr. Birkhead refuses to negotiate anything other than how fast he will receive his child back. According to TMZ,

Debra Opri says the only subject of negotiation is “how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father.”

When will this damned saga end?! The only Smith left is not even a year old, and uite frankly, her life sucks. If this girl ends up becoming a serial murderer, I wouldn’t even be surprised. I would almost understand.