Angelina Jolie learns Voodoo, will stick your ass with a pin

In addition to saving the unfortunate children of the world, Angelina Jolie has managed to find time to practice and learn Voodoo several times per week. According to the Chronicle,

Jolie has been taking instruction from a Voodoo priestess several times a week.  She has also reportedly purchased many other occult books and is touring the infamous New Orleans cemeteries, according to the report.

According to Wikipedia, 80% of Benin, West Africa practices the Christian mysticism religion of Voodoo (Vodun). Could Angelina Jolie be considering adopting a child from Benin? Here I thought it was a drunken globe spin that determined where she adopts children, but obviously its a little doll and a few pins. A hymn here, a chant there, and pin up a doll’s ass and we have the magic formula that determines which child is saved next. Amazing.