Vince Vaughn Flirts With Paris Hilton, Herpes

Over the weekend, there have been several reports that Vince Vaughn and Paris Hilton were seen flirting. Unfortunately, a little flirting, a seductive wave, a little bit of alcohol, and the lack of a condom is the perfect recipe to make your dick fall off. Although nothing has substantiated between both Paris Hilton and Vince Vaughn, if they are seen together again, we can only assume what happened. Or well, assume what happened to Vince’s junk.

In the mean while, according to the National Ledger, the flirting allegedly took place at the World Poker invitational tournament over the weekend. Thus far, the only thing that has been confirmed was an innocent, but flirtatious wave, but I’m sure the paparazzi are checking Vince Vaughn for sex clinic visits at this point.