Anna Nicole Smith is being Buried

Anna Nicole Smith, as I write this at 11am, is in the process of being put underground. While normal people like us just die and become worm food, Anna Nicole has a very elegant funeral planned for her - custom fitted fancy dresses, an elegant casket, and a long private after-ceremony. Unfortunately, not even the greatest of caskets will bring her back or prevent her from becoming decayed. Future is looking grim…