EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF JOLIE’S NEW BABY!!!

Ok so maybe I just copied the color off a Vietnamese person and sprayed it over a cabbage patch kid, it is as close as it gets. Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning on having another adoption. Jolie has been going to adoption centers in Vietnam and looking at new children to pick out. Jolie has reportedly said,

If we’re going to have ten kids, we’d like to raise them while we’re young.

I guess the maternal instincts have kicked in but I wonder about Brad Pitt. Whenever my girlfriend wants me to go with her to the mall, I get pissed off. Imagine having to get on a plane and sit there for hours on end just to look at some kids? It should be like ordering a bride in Russia, just turn the page and go “oh, that one looks clean.”