Britney Spears Attempted Suicide?

Britney Spears, in her absolutely unusual stroke of genius, allegedly attempted to commit suicide over the weekend. Twice! Apparently, once she learned Kevin Federline planned to file the papers in court to take custody of their two children, she absolutely lost it and, if the rumors are true, absolutely lost every chance possible to keep the children.

While most people would attempt to clean up their act to keep their children, Britney is stamping her feet like a child. Mind you I don’t expect anything different from an over-emotional, rehab attendee, I thought she would have some sort of common sense. Oh how Hollywood always manages to shock me.