Anna Nicole Smith’s Body drags on…

“Body not pictured due to dragging process”

Ever since Anna Nicole Smith died, it seems men claiming to be her daughter’s father have been popping up everywhere. I think my dad tried to claim the baby as his. Nevertheless, Circuit Judge Lawrence Korda is at a loss for words, but had this to say:

I’m trying to figure out what jurisdiction there could possibly be here. I’m not even sure California’s got jurisdiction. This child is in the Bahamas. The jurisdiction is in the Bahamas.

Do any of these men even give a damn about this baby? Or is it the millions that this baby could possibly bring in? Who would want a baby that was probably fed drugs while in the womb anyway, jus sayin..