Britney Spears Brutally Attacks Unsuspecting White Victim

Britney Spears, during her late-night trip to Kevin Federline’s house, attacked an unsuspecting white… SUV (the SUV was definitely the victim). During her fit of rage, in the above picture, I can see the devil’s horns, which leads me to believe Britney may be the reincarnation of the anti-christ. Those horns were part of the picture… I swear. I didn’t add them in with MS Paint using the red paintbrush. Ok, I lied.

What could really be expected from someone who has been in an out of rehab three times in the past week. The only thing missing from this picture is a beer bottle, a crack head, and Richard Simmons – you know, for support. [source]
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