Michelle Rodriguez is no longer Lost – she has a tracking device

Michelle Rodriguez, the girl who landed herself two drunk driving convictions, is extremely disappointed with the requirement of her sentence – she has to wear a bracelet that measures alcohol content in sweat. On her personal blog, Michelle consistently whined, and according to Page Six, Michelle said,

She moans about another case, “I get bitch slapped by Uncle Sam again in Hollywood. I get a sentence to wear a bracelet for three months . . . to detect liquor content in your sweat . . . The second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use Listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it.” When the bracelet registered alcohol twice more, “I started to feel a bit like a pawn . . . For someone like me . . . this level of control just isn’t necessary.

There are absolutely three things that you should never do in life: whine, complain, and admit you are Michelle Rodriguez. Unless you are looking for the sure-fire way to make sure you never have respect again in your life, you are better off admitting that you support Animal Slaughter. At least they have a perceived cause. Michelle on the other hand just drinks, endangers lives, and blames it on everyone else like a little child.