Paris Hilton Allegedly Mocks Britney Spears

Britney Spears and her newly shaved head was allegedly the joke of Paris Hilton’s birthday bash. Since Britney decided to go bald, she has avoided her regular party pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately for Britney, the spirit of her scalp was the center of attention. According to the Chronicle, a source said,

Britney was the butt of everyone’s joke. All the girls kept saying how fugly she looked as a baldie,” a Hilton pal tells the News. [source]

Britney Spears is a bald princess, which is much cooler than being a bald eagle, or a bald old man’s ass, but honestly, what the fuck are we going to do about this smell. Just looking at her makes my nose hurt. For some reason, lately I view her as a piece of rotting fish and imagine the smell is just as bad. I’m sure she showers, but her life is deteriorating so fast not even that 45 dollar soap on the top shelf will help.