Britney Spears and her newly shaved head was allegedly the joke of Paris Hilton’s birthday bash. Since Britney decided to go bald, she has avoided her regular party pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately for Britney, the spirit of her scalp was the center of attention. According to the Chronicle, a source said,
Britney was the butt of everyone’s joke. All the girls kept saying how fugly she looked as a baldie,” a Hilton pal tells the News. [source]
Britney Spears is a bald princess, which is much cooler than being a bald eagle, or a bald old man’s ass, but honestly, what the fuck are we going to do about this smell. Just looking at her makes my nose hurt. For some reason, lately I view her as a piece of rotting fish and imagine the smell is just as bad. I’m sure she showers, but her life is deteriorating so fast not even that 45 dollar soap on the top shelf will help.
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How Paris is just as slutty as Britney but atleast brit did somthing about it. Dont get me wrong us non clebs have tough lifes but Brit is always under presser. I mean look at her She was cute and innocent. Then she got trashed she just needs to get out of the hole and start a new life. Yes I use to be a big fan of her when she came down she was the 1st concert I ever saw. I told myself I never wanna be like her but I have depression to everyone takes it diffrently she did it her own way. People should except the fact she is atleast trying. Paris I swear if I ever see your slutty face imma back slap that ho3. I mean seriously she calls britt a ho3 but look at herself. She needs to stop makin fun of people and look at herself and see how trashy she is. Paris I think your eyes need surgery to =D
~Da Britty~
Britney is a young woman trying to find hersalf. We all made mistakes at her age and thought we knew it all. The more people tried to help the more we had to show we didn’t need help. With a camera in your face 27/7 no matter what you do someone is going to catch it. Britney needs someone that is a true friend not a bought friend. Money can buy almost anything you want but love and friends. Britney could also use a good strong man and I’m not talking about the ass’s she is normanly seen with. She needs to get back to her earlier style of music, tell her new found ass kissing friends to take a hike and move on in life.
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