Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab, is a Whole New Woman

Lindsay Lohan may not have left rehab in 24 hours like Britney Spears, but it was obviously a big success. Shortly after she left, she was spotted partying at various hot spots and as you can see (pictured above), she is rehabilitated - an alleged rehabilitated drug addict that probably switched to alcohol and cigarettes. So instead of killing all of her brain cells, she’ll have half of a brain left which should enable her to use the throat cancer voice box.