Britney Spears Enters Rehab… Again

Britney Spears is now back in rehab. After her initial 24-hour stint in rehab, she left a new woman, or so we thought. After a weekend filled with debauchery, she shaved her head, went out partying, and got some tattoos, Britney may have finally decided it was time to re-evaluate her life. She checked herself into rehab and is hoping people will respect her privacy. According to People,

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” Rudolph says in a statement. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Why on earth would we give her privacy? She has been a walking entertainment show for the past few months! She is bound to do something silly in rehab. Maybe she’ll make friends with fellow degenerates. Or, better yet, maybe it will be like watching monkeys on the discovery channel…”Hey, ill eat that bug out of your hair if you eat one out of mine.”  Whatever happens, I’m sure it will be entertaining.

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