Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Remains a Bastard

Over the last year, there has been an incessant buzz behind the possibility of a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marriage. Most recently, Matt Damon allegedly said,

“Brad and Angie will get married by the end of 2007.  They’re not going to spend the rest of their lives like this.  It will happen naturally, something organic and unplanned,”

Unfortunately, this was not an innocent prediction - it seemingly annoyed Brad Pitt. According to the National Ledger, Brad allegedly said,

“Put a sock in it,”

What a stupid expression. Put a sock in what? The domesticated life of a A-List celebrity has made Brad Pitt soft. How pathetic. Poor Shiloh remains a bastard for just a little while longer