Scarlett Johansson Likes Old Men

February 16, 2007

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While most women dream about Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, or David Beckham, Scarlett Johansson, the 22 year old dime, dreams about dating her father. Or, at least, someone as old as her father. Scarlett Johansson’s dream date is Patrick Swayze. According to People, Scarlett said,

After her roast by the Ivy League theatrical troupe, one reporter asked Johansson whom she’d most like to be linked with romantically. “Probably Patrick Swayze,” she said with a sigh. “My dream come true.”

Where is the benefit of dating a 55 year old man? Unless he had his balls tucked back, the only date I would consider taking a man of his age on would be skydiving without a parachute – all that extra loose skin would save us. Overall, disgusting.

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{ 4 comments }

me February 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm

oh my god! you are so stupid!! everybody dates who they want, old men or young men.. age is not important..

MORON!!!!!!!!

Ahnela Shyne February 17, 2007 at 12:53 am

“Where is the benefit of dating a 55 year old man?”
Extra Assslaps… You feel me? lol.

Saggy balls are the SHIT. ROFL

matt March 7, 2007 at 5:08 am

I would imagine a sexually oppressed bitch left that stupid statement about who would date older men..Dont forget Tom Cruise,Brad Pitt,and George Clooney the current sexiest man alive are all in their mid forties.Like Scarlett said men dont age nearly as fast as women and they get better with age like fine wine where women sort of wilt away.You go girl.
Lets face it men 55 and over are fertile and can make beautiful babies but show me a woman 55 that can make babies..I guess thats why god planned it that way.

Rachel February 17, 2008 at 10:24 am

Actually, with men, age does matter. Younger men are hotter because they have more energy and have firmer bodies, whereas older men are basically bad comb-overs and beer guts. Women, on the other hand, are hot at any age. Just one of the many things that makes us totally superior to men. On a side note, I also hear Scarlett’s starting to take an active interest in the ladies lately. I hear she’s got a nasty crush on her co-star, Natalie Portman.

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