Scarlett Johansson Likes Old Men

While most women dream about Brad Pitt, Clive Owen, or David Beckham, Scarlett Johansson, the 22 year old dime, dreams about dating her father. Or, at least, someone as old as her father. Scarlett Johansson’s dream date is Patrick Swayze. According to People, Scarlett said,

After her roast by the Ivy League theatrical troupe, one reporter asked Johansson whom she’d most like to be linked with romantically. “Probably Patrick Swayze,” she said with a sigh. “My dream come true.”

Where is the benefit of dating a 55 year old man? Unless he had his balls tucked back, the only date I would consider taking a man of his age on would be skydiving without a parachute - all that extra loose skin would save us. Overall, disgusting.