The Jewish People Desperately Try to Save Britney Spears

Britney Spears, who seemingly has been on a complete downward spiral after flashing her vagina and disgusting thong all over the internet, has been targeted by a Rabbi for an intervention. According to Page Six,

Rabbi Boteach said: “Allow me to share with you a teaching of the ancient Rabbis.”Once you become a parent, Britney, life gets really serious. “We can all pretend that life is one big party devoid of

responsibility. And rarely being home, or coming home drunk, or letting your kids see you in a degraded state, will permanently scar your kids.

“Soon your boys will be surfing the internet. They’ll see a lot of photos of you in poses that no son should ever see their own mother. Try and be home with your kids. Cover up. Limit the visits to the nightclubs.”

I’m not Jewish, but I’m pretty sure it is against every religion to be an open trash and semen receptacle. Actually, if I read this particular scripture right, “Don’t Let Thine Lips Flap Freely or Without Reservation,” she straight up breaches the Jewish religion. Amazing.