Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Orlando Bloom is a Bad Ass

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Orlando Bloom does what he wants. While most people turn their cell phones off during the taking off of a plane, Orlando has important phone calls to make. Despite being repeatedly asked to turn off his phone, he kept chatting. According to the Chronicle, a bystander said,

“He had to be told on two occasions by cabin crew to turn off his mobile phone as the aircraft prepared for take-off.”

What a fucking bad ass. Don’t mess with Orlando. He pees with the seat down, throws the garbage NEXT to the garbage can, and clicks that little red button even though he’s told not to. Lets put aside the fact its dangerous to interfere with the taking off and landing of a plane because Orlando Bloom had an important phone call. La dee da. Back to reality for a second, what if the plane crashed? Would that have made Orlando a terrorist?