Joe Francis claims Paris Hilton gives the Best Blowjobs

Joe Francis, while trying to elaborate on the juicy details of the Paris Exposed.com lawsuit, was lured into talking about his sex life with several famous women. Apparently, Paris Hilton gives better head than Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid is a big smelly loose vagina. According to Celeb News Wire, Joe said,

When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…” Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” or “Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?” Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.”

Is there really any surprise? Lindsay looks as if she just kind of licks the tip, Tara Reid use to be one of the biggest drunken lushes, and Paris Hilton has a sex tape. Of course she would be the best, she has practice.

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