Ask Men.com Top 99 Most Desirable Women

January 31, 2007

Beyonce Most Desirable Woman

Every year, Ask Men releases their Top 99 Most Desirable Women and I usually agree with most of their choices, but, this year, the list is all wrong. The Top 10 is a complete sham. According to Ask Men, the top 10 most desirable women are,

10. Elisha Cuthbert (was 23)

9. Angelina Jolie (was 3)

8. Maria Menounos (was 5)

7. Shakira

6. Alessandra Ambrosio (was 36)

5. Jessica Biel (was 7)

4. Adriana Lima (was 4)

3. Jessica Alba (was 1)

2. Scarlett Johansson (was 28)

1. Beyonce (was 50)

Beyonce as the winner? What the hell makes her desirable? Other than a few bad songs, a boyfriend who allegedly cheated on her, and mildly exotic appearance, Beyonce is pretty much a sham and does not deserve to be above real women such as Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel.

{ 6 comments }

Aji February 1, 2007 at 11:10 am

Scarlett Johansson is WAY prettier than Beyonce will ever be. Have you seen her Cinderella photoshoot? It’s amazing; she was BORN to be that character.

I think the only reason Beyonce made it to number one only because she’d be the only star who’d actually get down on her knees and suck the lollipop if you get what I mean. Heck, if you don’t believe it just listen to her songlyrics she kind of glorifies it herself and according to “Check on it” she actually prefers him to eat her. Stupid wench.

JAY-Z & RIHANNA FOREVER; I’m telling you he’s gonna leave Beyonce for her. I just know it!

homeless man February 1, 2007 at 11:20 am

Beyonce looks like a fucking lemon head.

She is the worst fucking dancer ever. She’s like someone’s kid at recital.

Ahnela Shyne February 4, 2007 at 1:55 am

Aji. Since when Desirable = pretty? and so what if she sings about how she wants guys to eat her out ay?It’s not like she sings about how she wants to lick a pig’s asshole or rape a 4 year old dog. That’d be dead wrong.. maybe.

“she’s is the worst fucking dancer ever.” Says who? a fucking homeless man? Hobos should be banned from the internet once and for good. As a matter of fact, hobos should be buried alive in the Poconos. Worthless pieces of shits.

I’m not going to sit here and pretend like Beyonce is more desirable than Adriana Lima. but hot damn, Beyonce is one sexy nena. I’d trade my life with her anyday.

shaheen hamadani September 24, 2007 at 1:57 pm

At least that sick ugly looking Indian actress aishwarya rai is not on the list. Without her makeup she is so ugly it’s unbelievable. She has also has a lot of plastic surgery and dental work but still looks plain.

quintus Johnson February 4, 2008 at 9:38 am

Homeless man and Aji should both shut the fuck up both of ya’ll hayin bcuz u no that b would never give n e 1 of ya’ll a chnace in hell scarlet looks like a rat on crack and jessica biel looks like a transexual on acid take u fuckin nerd virgins B is the most beutiful women (black) ever and rianna can’t sing or dance so who gives a fuck about the dick suckin Jay Z bitch

quintus Johnson February 4, 2008 at 9:39 am

Homeless man and Aji should both shut the fuck up both of ya’ll hayin bcuz u no that b would never give n e 1 of ya’ll a chnace in hell scarlet looks like a rat on crack and jessica biel looks like a transexual on acid take u fuckin nerd virgins B is the most beutiful women (black) ever and rianna can’t sing or dance so who gives a fuck about the dick suckin on Jay Z bitch

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