Jennifer Aniston to Adopt Two Children

January 30, 2007

Posted in: Jennifer Aniston

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Jennifer Aniston, who has been plagued recently by breast implant rumors, has become interested in adopting two children. According to the Chronicle, a friend said

“But she’s not intending to stop at one! Jen has decided on two of similar ages, and if the opportunity to take a boy comes first she’ll wait for the girl.”

She plans to adopt two American newborn children, which is much more righteous and selfless than what Angelina Jolie and Madonna does with adopted children. Jennifer Aniston is American and she wants to help American children. Screw these foreign children. Let me get the product of a broken home right here in America. Fuck yea.

Oh yea, speaking of Breasts, P. Diddy likes to stareĀ 

{ 4 comments }

Anna January 30, 2007 at 6:03 pm

it looks like adopting children is the new black!

some dude January 30, 2007 at 7:55 pm

damm right, the us government should ban all foriegn adoptions until every american kid who needs a family gets adopted. the reason people go to foriegn contries to adopt kids is becuase they kids that have no baggage or past that might inconvienence them. screw the foriegn kids, buy american adopt american.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae So palese dnot copmilan aoubt my tpynig you know you can raed it

Derek Hail January 30, 2007 at 8:47 pm

Haha. Some dude is funny.

Ahnela Shyne February 1, 2007 at 1:49 am

Whoa, Jennifer looks Stunning in the picture.

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