Jennifer Aniston to Adopt Two Children

Jennifer Aniston, who has been plagued recently by breast implant rumors, has become interested in adopting two children. According to the Chronicle, a friend said

“But she’s not intending to stop at one! Jen has decided on two of similar ages, and if the opportunity to take a boy comes first she’ll wait for the girl.”

She plans to adopt two American newborn children, which is much more righteous and selfless than what Angelina Jolie and Madonna does with adopted children. Jennifer Aniston is American and she wants to help American children. Screw these foreign children. Let me get the product of a broken home right here in America. Fuck yea.

Oh yea, speaking of Breasts, P. Diddy likes to stare