The Secret to Success for Kate Moss

Kate Moss, although widely viewed as extremely unintelligent for dating Hollywood junkie, Pete Doherty, is an excellent super model. Not only is she one of the shortest models, 5′7, she has managed to create a huge career come-back after being exposed as a drug addict. However, some of you may be wondering what exactly is Kate Moss’s secret?

Although several people including myself would suggest her well timed celebrity nipple slips helped her career, the truth has finally come out. While most people look where they’re walking, Kate Moss is so self absorbed she looks at herself walk. She’s a super model. A glamorous, mini-skirt wearing, burnt out sun wearing, super model.