1/24/07

Jessica Simpson Shows Cleavage

Although today began as a miserable day with major Wordpress problems, Jessica Simpson’s cleavage has cheered me up. Sure, I had problems, but look at those breasts. They’re so saggy. I may have had a headache, but I don’t need a lift, a bra, or surgery. Did she look at herself in the mirror and actually think to herself this outfit was presentable? Unfortunately, regardless of her missteps as a lady, men will still point, stare, and laugh amongst themselves while mumbling “heh boobies.”