Jessica Simpson Shows Cleavage

January 24, 2007

Jessica Simpson Cleavage

Although today began as a miserable day with major Wordpress problems, Jessica Simpson’s cleavage has cheered me up. Sure, I had problems, but look at those breasts. They’re so saggy. I may have had a headache, but I don’t need a lift, a bra, or surgery. Did she look at herself in the mirror and actually think to herself this outfit was presentable? Unfortunately, regardless of her missteps as a lady, men will still point, stare, and laugh amongst themselves while mumbling “heh boobies.”

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{ 4 comments }

BaRT January 24, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Nice sideboob ;)

Derek Hail January 24, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Too bad its not a whole boob haha.

Olivia April 2, 2007 at 3:37 am

ur an asshole to say that. When u have saggy ‘manboobs’ in 40 years hopefully someone will say the same about u hahhhahaha!

christo January 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm

them some nice D’s

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