Scarlett Johansson isn’t Equipped to Play Porn Princess

Jenna Jameson is much more stacked than Scarlett Johansson. Now, don’t get me wrong, Scarlett is hot, but she isn’t porn star hot. Men know the difference. Porn star hot after all involves several penises, several women, and an unending desire to please the man in most cases. Now, although Scarlett Johansson makes a great dominatrix, and has breasts even a gay man can love, she just doesn’t have the completely fabricated and plastic look of a porn star. However, I still hope Scarlett gets naked.

P.S. This post was an excuse to post Jenna Jameson Pictures