Does Brad Pitt Pin-Hole Condoms?

Shiloh Pitt, the world’s most awaited baby, was supposedly an accident. According to Dlisted, although Angelina Jolie didn’t want the baby, Brad Pitt was extremely interested in having one. Angelina allegedly said,

She said, “I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they’re absolutely ready.”

9 months before Shiloh was born, Brad Pitt may have invested in a sewing kit and then decided to practice on his condom stash. Unfortunately for Shiloh, when she’s old enough to use Google, she’ll find out that the world knew she was an accident before she did. However, it is better to find out you’re an accident via google instead of via argument which results in strangulation. So she’ll be thankful I’m sure.