Teri Hatcher, The Planets, Menstrual Cramps, and Delusions of Grandeur

Teri Hatcher recently professed her extreme happiness with her life and the position she is currently in because of how great it is. So great, that the planets must be aligned. According to the Chronicle, Teri said,

She told Britain’s New magazine: “I think I’m very lucky. I don’t think the planets have ever been so aligned for me in my life.

“They’re so aligned that I’ve been having periods and not even having cramps.”

What a crazy little girl. She also said,

Hatcher, 42, has also admitted she was surprised to be named as one of the hottest actresses in America.

She wasn’t the only one surprised. All of America was surprised too. Why Manface Hatcher would be graced with such an honor is beyond me, but I guess this just reaffirms my belief that these lists are trash, unless of course, I made it.